The Secret Files of Me, Jan Clayton!

Hi,
Jan here, I just got home from school and tonight I have to babysit my brats of siblings including our cousin Kyla, the little devil. And logan and megan are both going out on stupid dates!!!!! Why leave me here when plaid pants will be dropping off the greasy news paper!!! I mean WHYYY?!?!?!!?! I'm eatin a slice of pie, thinking about tonights homework. Sibling+brat+cutie+brat+devil= trouble.
Absoloute trouble!! And or mayhem!!! I hope I can juggle this by myself!!
-Jan